For me it's 5 times the same fork π€
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I like the one that doesn't have an unnecessary apostrophe.
I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.
I don't like any of them
- Every other choice is wrong.
What am I eating? Spaghetti is different from steak which is different from peas
1, 4
3 speaks to me I like ππ
Def 3
2 and 3. 1 and 5 are too short, they're last resort shit
1 feels like home, 4 and 5 is too fancy, 2 just feels right enough to stab at my enemy.
I choose 2.
2! No other answer is correct!
There isnβt a best, maybe a less bad but even then itβs an impossible choice. βwins here.
1, obviously. 4 and 5 are equally obvious trash. 2 is okay but its handle is malformed and ugly.
3 is acceptable for someone with different, smaller hands.
On second thought, I rescind my general critique of 2. The overly wide bottom might be helpful to people with trouble grasping implements, but in that case the tines are too long.
Number 5, as a backup 2. Edit: I feel like 2 is too fat and 5 is too narrow. Somewhere in the middle.
Those all look horrible, mine's better, it kinda looks like it has the head of #2 and body of #5
Spoon better
2 if Iβm cutting with a knife, 3 for cake, 5 for pie, 1 for a shitty salad bar salad just for the nostalgia, and 4 for that hard to reach spot between the shoulder blades.
2 or 5
I hate all of them but many people seem to like number two, but that is decisively the worst. I literally just bought twelve forks from a discontinued line because I had a few of them and they are the best forks ever. There are few things better than a great fork.
I wish I did that. My flatware is outstanding but of course they discontinued it right after I got it. Iβm down to 5 spoons π and the Replacements.com price is higher than they were new
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It probably says a lot about me to be able to articulate this, but it's 100% 3 because of the way the head has a low flare leading to a high taper. The others are all way too flat or round, save for 1, but it's out because the spaces between the tines terminate too high.
And no, I don't have a reason for this, it's entirely based on how I feel about forks.
