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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

Clearly its the tines of 2 and the handle of 5. Anything else is madness.

My reasoning is quite simple. The tines on the No.2 fork are longer than the others. Long things are often associated with quality, status and refinement (Long fingers, long lashes, long legs etc.). The extra length suggest dexterity and precision.

Conversely the comparatively stubby tines of the No.1 fork would likely suit a toddler or an adult who isn't allowed near pointy things without supervision. Similarly the tines of the No.5 fork suggest that this utensil was born wanting to be a spoon but then was made into a fork at the last minute. This hypothesis is further supported by the rounded end of it's handle which would suit a spoon rather well.

Numbers 3 and 4 forks are usually, in my experience found in establishments where you help yourself to cutlery from big pots with grubby labels marked "SPOONS", "KNIVES" and "FORKS".

Now to the handles. Although the tines of the No.2 fork are pleasing, it then lets itself down with a handle that widens to the point of absurdity. Perhaps the thought was that it would help the extremely aged keep a firm grip while spooning tapioca past loose dentures.

So a cleaned up fork made from an amalgam of the refined tines of No. 2 fork and the pleasantly rounded handle of No. 5 are the only option for any adult with reasonable dexterity.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'd pick 5 but none of these look all that comfy

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

2 for hand feel alone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They are all good since they are all single extruded so no food remains getting in between the metal part and the plastic/wood/other

Though, we could argue that 1. is better that the others for the easy grip due to its in-curved handle. Or that its diametrical opposite, number 5. Is the best thanks to its filleted handle making it easier to hold in the case of the food scooped by it not being very hard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But only 2 and 5 look post processed after extrusion to remove sharp edges, while the others don't. I have cheap cutlery like this and I don't like the feel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's true

  1. has that large bolge at the end and is very thin where the gripping takes places making it feel weird in the hand

So it looks like 5. wins this contest

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

2 its just right

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

1 is too short, 2 is too top heavy, 3 is too thin and light, and 5 is almost a spork.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Forget the handles because they all suck. The flared outer tines are a sin and the shorter tines on 1 is a war crime. I would take 3. Ergonomically it's not terrible and I can deal.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Number 5 is the best, fight me. The wide, rounded handle provides a comfortable grip, and the slightly shorter prongs, combined with the bulge on the outer ones give it a friendly look. You don't want to put some aggressive looking stabbing device like the disgusting number 2 into your mouth do you? Where all the soft, vulnerable stuff is? Come on. And don't get me started on the handle of number 3, that is just atrocious, way to thin and I can already feel it digging into my skin when just trying to apply modicum of rotational force into my food.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

How thick are they?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

2 No discussion, the weight, the smoothness, ist all about how they lay in the Hand.

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Some of y'all don't know about the yogurt test and it shows! 4 is the only correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

1 is just a funny goofy guy doing his job well not concerned about what the other forks think. I choose him.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

2 with 3's handle,

2's head is just weirdly always satisfying

but 2's handle is a bit comical

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