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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always found the rules about public drinking in the US to be more strange than the drinking age.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on the area, there are some where it's legal to drink outside as long as it's from a local business

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Which means there are areas where you can't even sit outside a Cafe or bar and have a beer. This seems so strange.

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah, yes, Germany! The land where there are no alcohol issues because everybody is by default drunk.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you have Germany confused with Czechia

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think every other country has this joke about themselves, "haha we're the biggest drinkers"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Though the Czech drink by far the most beer according to wikipedia

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Czechia drinks just a little bit more than germans(Beer). On Average Germans drink afaik 114 l/year when Czechia has something like 116 l/year.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Denmark is doing pretty well statistically in terms of drinking though, the biggest amount of alcohol consumed by young people in the world

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I think we're pretty average and it's even on the decline.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (4 children)

By the time Germans turn 18 (legal age for stronger alcoholic beverages) most of them already know their limit and party with more responsibility in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Unfortunately alcoholism problems are worse here in Germany than the US. Many point to the early drinking ages for this, personally I see it is more a general cultural issue.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I feel like that's mostly a feelgood myth. Like for every person who handles their drink responsibly and started drinking young it produces like 10 functioning alcoholics. This countrys relationship to alcohol is fucked up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You stop drinking alcohol mostly at 21 I feel like.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

At least most of me and my friends did. We still drink, but way way way way less. I feel like 21 or around there we the time we hit that responsibility.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grew up in South America and underage drinking, though illegal in theory, is pretty much the norm.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I grew up in the US, and the only person I know who didn't drink as a 15 year old is a 33 year old who still doesn't drink. Lol.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

in Germany at 16 it is not underage drinking, you can legaly buy beer and wine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In Germany underage drinking is at 13-14 and also happens a lot

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

With 16 only Beer, stronger alcoholic drinks only when 18 Years old.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's the official age for stronger alcoholics. Most 16 year old already drink the hard stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

The day after I moved to Germany I went to the hospital emergency room with what was later diagnosed as a kidney stone and stomach infection.

I was given over the counter painkillers and some cramp medication and told to drink lots of beer to treat the stomach infection by the doctor.

I am serious. I asked about the complications drinking on the pain meds and he just said it was OK.

mixing those meds with alcohol fucks your liver

[–] derpgon 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was "fuck your liver" as in "once is enough to fuck your liver" or as in "do this every day over a month to see any significant damage" kind of thing.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Drinking alcohol or buying it? Because in Britain it's 18 to buy it yourself but 5 to have it at home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You ever tried cleaning a chimney while sober at 5 1/2 years of age?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would singing a jaunty tune help?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

Meanwhile in Sweden, the National Board of Health and Welfare changed their guidelines in regards to drinking:

"Risky drinking now means drinking any of the following:

  • 10 standard glasses or more per week.

  • 4 standard glasses or more per drinking occasion (so-called intensive consumption) once a month or more often."

True story!

https://www.socialstyrelsen.se/kunskapsstod-och-regler/regler-och-riktlinjer/nationella-riktlinjer/riktlinjer-och-utvarderingar/levnadsvanor/

Google translate:

https://www-socialstyrelsen-se.translate.goog/kunskapsstod-och-regler/regler-och-riktlinjer/nationella-riktlinjer/riktlinjer-och-utvarderingar/levnadsvanor/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=sv&_x_tr_pto=wapp

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Also in Sweden: if your 5 year old and her friends wants to do vodka shots for their tea party, you can just go ahead and pour some for them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Same in Denmark. It was 15 until recently. We also held the record for teenage drinking for a long time, and still hold "most average alcohol per session" or something.

Yet we are statistically one of the "happiest" countries in the world. And take the most antidepressants!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Clever meme. The drink in hand works so well that you wonder whether the caption came before the image or vice versa.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Had this pic had people ass covering the right side of it this whole time?

[–] AdmiralShat 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Had the pic not had had people ass covering a whole ass side, how had you'd feel?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Funny story about that.

When I was a kid, 15+ years ago, my parents told me about somebody that did that here in Texas with their son.

The father took his underage son to a restaurant and was able to get him a beer. During the meal, the father went to the bathroom and the son took a drink of his beer. A cop was sitting nearby and arrested the kid for underage drinking because the father wasn't in the presence of the son so it was no longer "supervised".

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

That’s exactly what I expected Texas cops to think about while out to dinner.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Were they brown? Seems like that wouldn't happen in Texas to a little white boy

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

8 year olds in Slovakia:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I remember being 14 and having friends of the same age order beer here in Italy, get drunk, nobody cared.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well, if your sneakey about it...

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