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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Time to splash the father

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago

"If your mother doesn't teach you manners, the world will." My friend from Kenya told me it's an old proverb where he's from.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If my kid did that, I'd let you splash them again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

Seriously my first thought if I saw this all occurring and my kid came complaining to me about it is I'd just say "well this is how the cat feels"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Truly cannot conceive of any other appropriate response. My kid's an asshole sometimes, better he get gentle lessons now.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 days ago

My neighbors daughter had one of those water guns. I told her if she shoots at me, I'll get the hose and retaliate. She grinned, shot at me, and ran away laughing.

I talked to her dad, he nodded, and when she came back for more mischief, she got wet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’ll take things that never happened for 200$

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

I like to imagine she had the basin of water handy in that moment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Dollars two hundred.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Yes, no 10 year-old ever threw water at a cat.

[–] [email protected] 307 points 2 days ago (14 children)

As a parent, if my kid did that, I'd likely side with the neighbour. I would put it (very loosely) in the category of "natural consequence" punishments.

It fits the crime, it discourages the crime, it forces empathy with the cat, and it does no real harm.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (7 children)

If my neighbor did ANYTHING to my pets, they'd be lucky to only get sprayed with water.

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 2 days ago (25 children)

My head hurts from reading that. Comma and periods, people. Comma and periods.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it was funny to do it to the Cat.... It was hilarious doing it to the kid.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can confirm.

I have a robot that clears snow on my driveway (it’s a diy build,). One winter, we were having problems with a couple teenage boys chucking snowballs at cars.

Their dads conspired to teach them a lesson.

They recruited me and S5-SY (the robot, pronounced “Sassy”,).

So they played some mind games to get the kids to think it was their idea to record themselves-live- chucking snowballs at the “defenseless” robot.

In the video, the robot turned to face them, drove itself into the snow bank and turned on its sweeper to give them the worst white wash of their lives.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, you can't just say "I built a robot that clears snow", like it's no big deal! Do you have more details? Also, please link the video of it blizzarding the teens!

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