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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

That's snakist.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I think the point is that people who say (shout) "Not All Men" are usually frustratingly insensitive and the thought of throwing them into a snake pit is fun. We know it's not all men, we aren't stupid, but we also know that even 1% would be one percent too many to feel safe alone with a stranger (and, unfortunately, statistics suggest harassment is certainly more than 1%!).

Well, most people aren't that stupid. There's a few who are, but I don't think they'd be posting here, lol.

That said, reading the comments, I get why some are offended even though being male is the privileged class in this comparison (after all, I don't feel afraid to walk home at 1am). Men are fucked by the patriarchy, told to repress their emotions, degrade people who break from masculinity, and so forth. But instead of saying "you're being sexist against men," please try to think of the systemic problems that led to that X% of assholes who make it unsafe for a woman (or POC, LGBTQ, etc) to walk alone on a street in America.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

This comment section is amazing. Good job all

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a trap fellas! Playing with snakes is gay so you get boned whichever way you answer.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How to differentiate between snakes easily: https://reptilestime.com/venomous-vs-non-venomous-snakes/

That said, snakes tend to avoid being visible, as they could become someone's lunch, so YMMV.

You can also tell if a bite is venomous by the marks (usually venomous snakes have fangs, non-venomous have teeth).

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

And some of them are poisonous. You need to eat snakes to procreate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Flip it around.

Dating show where the men have a one in six chance of being hooked up with a psychotic.

Now watch the guys who'd line up for a chance to be on the show.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Red next to black, jump the fuck back. Red and yella, cuddly fella.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I know this is a joke, but for informational purposes, it's the opposite of what this guy said

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