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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

The people in the white house are talking more and more like gaudy villains from 90's anime.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Classy as always. MAGA is a movement of societal breakdown.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Imagine the fun the world will have making jokes when this vapid bint exits the mortal realm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

That's even worse than most of the shit Donald Trump says. Does this mean she's running for president?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Has anyone thought to test her for rabies yet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How would you get close enough without being bitten?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I would disguise myself as a book.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

She's up for reelection Nov 3, 2026.

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