You see tariffs are a good idea. Americans will start buying locally made meth again.
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And that’s basically it!
Somehow i suspect that the meth imports aren't being taxed
Damn Mexicans are take the jobs of those hard working meth labs!
Bakersfield California is gonna run out of work at this rate! We'll have to pivot sooner than later.
MAGMA: Make Americans Great Meth Again
That makes some sense. When you're smuggling something you want it as pure as possible, so it takes up less space and is harder to detect. You cut it with something else after you smuggle it.
The same thing happened during prohibition. They smuggled hard liquor, not beer.
How would he know?.. 🤔
Oh sweetie... Y'all still have homegrown meth. Being a failed state doesn't really stop Jimbob from cooking in his basement.
Damn cartels, coming in and stealing American jobs!
This is what I come here for
So… why the meth is coming aaaaaall the from Mexico? Wouldn’t be easy to get some of that inordinate amount of meth that is coming from the nasty country north of the border? Much closer… ;)
My crystal meth is one hundred percent organic and fair trade.
I dont even get what the onion is here. This just sounds like a normal sentence said by an elected official on a contemporary issue
Woooosh. One word flew right over your head apparently.
Look at the community name again...
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