I saw this coming a while ago and started getting myself used to jerking it to stories of Trump embarrassing himself.
My junk's been raw as hell this past week.
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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Your dick’s gonna tariff you keep tuggin it
jokes on you, thinking trump is capable of feeling embarrassment for his actions.
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I think the worst part so far is the instant irreversible plainclothes death camp disappearances with no legal process but sure go off I guess
Horny people have rights... for now
Not in texas!
Just you wait until my rise to ultimate power is complete /s
lemmynsfw.com
i got the ick from that site a year or two ago and stopped going when the admins of the site fought WAY to hard against criticisms about allowing AI generated child porn and very energetically defending keeping it on their site.
What the absolute fuck. That's insane if true.
With the nature of federation that then must cause issues for admin of other instances who end up federating that content.
All you people casually interspersing regular posts with porn in your feed scare me. My account had NSFW disabled when I made it, and I've never turned it on.
There's hungry Only Fans girls out there who need our help. It's your duty as a humanitarian to help them. 😁
They hungry, we thirsty. It's a match made in the Bacchanalia
i think mine is enabled but I've blocked all the 🌽 instances
I want to see dirty jokes, triggering content, and gore.
I don't wanna see tiddies or anime children in skimpy outfits.
How can this be a hard problem for the developers to solve??
Imo nsfw is a bad tag and should be separated to at least viewer discretion (nsfl) and porn. I'd probably add a tag on offensive humor too, since I don't think my workplace would appreciate things like guillotines or 2meirl4meirl, but that is less useful than the other two
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this is not Instagram
Which is why it's possible to block all 🌽 instances.
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I like the danger. Wait for no one to be looking over my shoulder then eye-fuck the shit out of a post while maintaining a convincing poker face.
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gooners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly flaccid.
I see lots of furries and anime chicks still
You need to block anisocial lewd communities, a few dozens.
What if he's not complaining?
Well I'm complaining about all the "moe" with children in it. This shit is absurd.
.....I don't know what you mean by "moe", and based on context I feel ignorance may actually be bliss in this case.
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Hello 🐺
Local is my SFW lemmy. All is where the gifs swim in the porn sea.
Meanwhile I mostly browse All and running into the porn is how I know I've scrolled too deep. Such a variety of experience this place.
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A lot of the porn subs on Lemmy are less trafficked. If you are belong to any of them, try sorting by "subscribed" and "hot" or "new." Also subscribe to more of them.
You lot scare me, judging by these replies.
Get nicher fetishes
Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts...
Why are you looking at me like that?
We're decentralizing human sexuality
Did .world ban NSFW or something?
Lemmynsfw.com got put in my blocked instances list. I thought that I must have pocket blocked it, but this thread makes me wonder...
I blocked it because I browse all and every day dozens of communities were being created. And I don't need porn communities here really. I just didn't want to miss out on the non-porn NSFW content, comics like Oglaf.
Edit: Shit I just remembered it was actually because assholes kept posting SFW pics of celebs causing their NSFW communities to show up.
You're sorting wrong if you don't see at least 1 porn post every time you refresh the page.
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You need a vpn, my friend
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