This is a ploy from big bidet to take over our toilets with pristine water pressure that can douche-clean your asshole and I won't stand for it, god damnit!
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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“In my case, I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,” Trump said as he signed the executive order. “I have to stand under the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet. It comes out drip, drip, drip. It’s ridiculous.”
The douche order
Although I shouldn't be surprised, I did check the date on this one to make sure it wasn't April 1st.
So is Trump going to pay to have the pump in my private well replaced with a turbo powered one?
I guarantee you he clogged a low flow toilet and got embarrassed.
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