I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale .... who knows ... Carlos could be a dwarf ... or a ten foot giant.

Anything but metric

Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?

That ain't nothin on Great A'Tuin

I'm not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?

This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.

Turtle pope is real

Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.

Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j

Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?

I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.

How many football fields is Carlos?

I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.

With a slinky for scale.

Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL

He smol.

The US with it's imperial system 🤦‍♂️

I'm disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:

How many Smoots is a Carlos?

But how many bananas tall is Carlos?

Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.

How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.

Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.

Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?

Which one is which?

Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.

Thank you, Carlos.

Carlos

How large per Carlos squared?