I like to imagine you just have uncut and cooked cherry tomatoes between two pieces of toast
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Why, is there a better way? They roll everywhere...
Uncut cherry tomatoes in a tortilla wrap. It's actually what I'm eating right now (well, not just tomatoes; it's also got chicken and chopped-up celery.)
Ah yes. I too love being surprised by food exploding in my mouth
Just the food?
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yeah like sausages
And put some kind of sauce, like mayo, and you've made a tomato slip and slide.
If you put butter on the bread and then directly the tomatoes on it they stick to it and will not Slip out. Don't put them between ham and cheese!
At least you have tomatoes you'd like to eat. Living in Scandinavia makes good, larger tomatoes a raaare sighting
This is such a weird idea to me. Tomatoes are everywhere where I live and they also grow very well here.
Now what good food is always in your grocery store that I have a hard time buying in the US?
More like the avocado.
i like to make PBJs w a ridiculous amount of PB and preserves so when im done there’s a pile of it that i scoop into my mouth w my hands like a baby
Are you me?
am i? 
I normally just skip the bread altogether
but if you get some nice whole wheat bread and toast that shit it really brings a PBJ to the next level
Every time I hear the phrase “You’ll never take me alive” my rotting brain appends “ahhhhhhhhhhh” to the end of it lol
As it should
Why don't you guys use sauces made using tomatoes? I've always hated tomatoes in my sandwich. Forget them falling out... Biting into them is disgusting as well!
Tomatoes are the best, blasphemy to have sauce instead of tomato slices. 🍅
Hit them with the salt.. flavourbombs.
I would like the time to share my 3d printed cube tomato mold. Get the perfect slice for your sandwich.
Personally, I am an advocate of whoever wants to eat however they want. This is why I win.
Because biting into them is delicious.
Euggh rlly? R u like a goat or something?
I wish. Just chilling on a vertical stone wall, munchin' tomatoes, that sounds like a good day to me.
Because then I'd lose the wonderful texture of a good tomato, sauces are just not the same.
Yeah they're wet and acidic and taste wack, I ain't putting that shit in my sammich! (Soz if you do like tomatos lol)
I find it interesting that you call them acidic. I've never had a tomato which tasted acidic to me, except maybe if they aren't ripe yet.
In fact, it's quite common to add vinegar to tomatoes (ketchup, tomato salad, various dishes with balsamic vinegar). So, yeah, maybe your sense of taste picks up on some molecule that others can't taste...
I've never really like... eaten acid tbh. I had the druggo kind you put into small paper squares, I wouldn't recommend that either tbh!
Ah, I thought, you were being fanciful with your wording, because acid simply tastes sour. Lemons, apples, vinegar, they all taste sour, because they contain acid.
I just looked it up, by the way, and tomatoes apparently do contain acid, too. I guess, it's just not usually the prevalent taste to me...
I try, but then people make fun of me for putting ketchup on a turkey sandwich.
My cousin always used to eat his thanksgiving turkey with ketchup, despite my mom making the best goddamn gravy in the known universe and slightly beyond.
Ketchup tastes good with literally anything.
That's not that weird. People eat chicken nuggets with ketchup and hotdogs too
Ketchup and tomatoes are like completely different tastes though
Well yeah, give me a tomato any day. I just meant I've seen way weirder/worse.
Don't get me started on the whole fucking hotdog debacle...I just don't like mustard that much...