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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seven of Nine is the real deal

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

hmmm

  • syphillis
  • rita lynn
  • morticia
  • arson
  • jenni-saidh
  • adolf
  • brock turner (obligatory)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Sarcophagus

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

diarrhea

….. cha cha cha

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
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Gonorrhea 🥰

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Odette is a good alternative for the name Omelette

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

True story. Went to middle school with a girl who had an American mother and a Vietnamese father. His English was passable, but he was far from fluent. He wanted to give his daughter a pretty English word that he liked the sound of: Diarrhea.

Their last name was Ng. Her name would have literally been "Diarrhea-Ing"

Fortunately, her mother put a stop to that and "Stephanie" was forever thankful.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.

My answer: Asbestos

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once met a "Candida". Candida is some kind of yeast and causes fungal infections 🦠

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I know a Candida!

It's actually surprisingly a relatively common uncommon name. Crops up a lot in certain Catholic communities as it's Latin for "white".

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