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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 week ago (24 children)

Yes this! I hate when people say biology supports their trans/homo/ect. phobia when in reality it absolutely does not

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Transphobic people must really hate frogs.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

And many kinds of fish! Like clown fish : ]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Which doesn't prove the above statement but it hints towards it.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

It's 1st grade biology!

Yes, it is. Advertising the fact that you only know biology up to a 1st grade level is not the flex you think it is.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Attention! Turn back. Going into these comments can bring you nothing of happiness. You can just look up the "tumblr reading comprehension" meme instead of needing to see the gory details of it in action.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But comments like that are exactly why I'm here!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Haha fair enough, in that case you will find exactly what you're looking for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The warnings are clear but we choose to advance anyway.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

This is not a place of honor. Nothing of value is here.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The world is a wonderful place, and far too wide to need to conform to your pet theory.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have a theory that you're all my pets. So you will conform, or you won't get a treat.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would oppose this theory, but I want treats more.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Diogenes strips naked and does a cannonball into the pool

"Behold! A fish!"

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Fish absolutely exist cladistically, OP just didn't want to admit they're a land dwelling fish. You believe the implications of cladistics or you don't, cowards.

I'd also argue it's relatively easy to separate fish-fish from land fish from land fish that became sea fish again to bully the fish fish.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just gonna swing by and drop this little grenade:

If you believe "race doesn't exist", then this post also applies to you. If you can refer to different genders while also understanding that at the individual level definitions are fluid and blurry, then you can refer to different races while also understanding that at the individual level definitions are fluid and blurry.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Got it, fish are racist confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Of course some fish are racist, especially humans.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unfortunately I could still read this, needs more jpeg.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I try to tell folks all the time that biology is not as simplistic as they think. It's basically an endeavor of humans trying to make simplistic categories out of a naturally complicated clusterfuck. Some things defy labels, not everything fits into a nice, easy little box. Life is complicated. Get over it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We're all just collectively ignoring the biologist's username?

I mean they are definitely correct, but that name detracts from their credibility somewhat.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

That's a problem for the future society

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What's the worst an evil biologist can do? Dissect a frog, but with a frown?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Bees are fish.

(in California)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Fish do not exist because of pedantic technicalities? Reality isn't real

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's more that biological classification is tricky and linear, and vertebrates went in and out of the ocean a few times

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Have you heard about birds?
It's worse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Birds also don't exist, it's all government drones.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

This is like bemoaning the fact that doctors don't treat "the humors" anymore. We gained knowledge that invalidated what we thought we knew, so we've updated our understanding. Unless you're a taxonomical marine biologist, it's really very unimportant anyway, I wouldn't worry about it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No no, it's that humans are technically in the fish group of evolution, even though it happened a LONG time ago. That's what they mean by "cladistically", there is no "clade" of fish. Look up "humans are hagfish by Clint's Reptiles". He explains it wonderfully

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

"Gender is absolutely the same way." - from How to Start a Vicious Online Argument

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