Boneitis, horrible condition.
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I heard a company came close to finding a cure, but then they were bought out and gutted by some 80s guy.
"I was so busy being an 80's guy, I forgot to cure my boneitis!"
My only regret is that I have boneitus!
We don't know much about him except that he's a shark.
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my only regret
That's a funny name for a horrible condition.
I guess except for the movies where magneto wasn’t there?
Ackshually his bones are coated in adamantiun. As we learned after the famous issue where Magneto rips the adamantiun from Logan's body and we get the first appearance of his bone claws.
Ackshully Calcium is also a metal so the post is technically correct (the best kind of correct)
Honestly seems like a nerf considering human bones are stronger than steel.
His "bones" are adamantium, not steel.
Ok, how strong is adamantium?
Stronger than bones.
much strong, at least the comic says so (mucher strong than diamond (very much strong))
Well then it is a nerf as a diamond can be shattered with a hammer
... but it's stronger.
Bone can also be shattered with a hammer though?
Nearly indestructible, according to the comics.
I've heard it's stronger than vibranium, but not as strong as Superman.
Two fictitious metals from one comic producing company vs a hero from a opposing comic producing company would be hard to compare/ substantiate
There is a crossover where Superman is unable to break Doctor Octopus' tentacles.
Superman is the man of steel, and adamantium is stronger than steel. Checkmate Clark
Yeah, but Wolverine still needs to breathe so Clark can take him out like the Hulk.
Also, bones are supposed to be the sacrificial weak point, to protect the high value organs from shock damage. Having indestructible bones would lead to fucked up internal organs and brain damage.