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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

sounds like everybody on trumpys cabinet is a salesman~

hearing a commerce secretary salespitch just sends in bad signals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Elon Musk is over. Done. Finished.

Nobody will listen to him in a long time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not so sure about that. Clinton got a blow job in the oval office, lied about it to the public. He went on to become very popular.

Arnold S had sex with his maid, crushed his marriage. Still very popular.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

True. The common theme between those two is they both have way more charisma than musk ever has or will.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I was hoping this guy would be different, based on his back story. But, nope, clearly he's drinking the Flavor-aid as well.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

So how much were you paid to lie about this?

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