this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 46 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Hakenkruiser

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] [email protected] 45 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Some people use WankPanzer.

[–] Tramort 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

She said that was fake

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Heil Hauler

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago

It’s running low on crab juice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

14 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the guy too, the first logo on his stupidly pretentious website on where he's been "featured" is fox news. Glad to see his car shut down on him straight off the lot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

But they're not resting in peace. They seem angry.

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