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Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

A business man who has failed to sell: Booze, football, and steaks...TO AMERICANS.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Which is because he tried to put his name on all of it and charge a premium. No actual added value. Just his name. Turns out that's not a winning strategy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

the idea is to convince the rabble that invading and taking over Canada is....noble, warranted, patriotic and an American right. just as the Nazis did in the 30s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 56 minutes ago

A fresh bowlful of faces for the leopards to snack on.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

"He's a businessman".

No, he's a nepo baby hustler who thinks winning is the only thing that matters, and winning is when you rip off and take advantage of people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Sounds like a business guy to me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No he's a businessman just not a good one and by good I simply mean minimally competent, I won't get into the morality although... Woof.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

minimally competent

I think bankrupting a casino disqualifies him from even that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I guess the house doesn't always win.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Just getting exactly what they voted for. Zero sympathy for these cunts. Hope their iNvEsTmEnTs crater to nothing.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 hours ago

I'm an investor in predominately european companies. My investments have risen 20%... so far

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (7 children)

Mine haven't. I pulled my money out a month ago when I saw that the new Trump presidency wasn't going to be like the first one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Well, he's being the same failed businessman and bigot he's been his entire life, the biggest difference between the two terms is that now he doesn't have undoing all the things that a black man did while in office to keep him busy.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He's a BAD business man, how do you retards not know this. And it's a country not a business, it was never meant to be run like a business...

Jesus Christ I hate these people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Additionally, he was always a bad businessman

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago

He's a TV businessman as in he's as much a business man as any actor. Conservatives seem to repeatedly make the mistake that actors actually do the things for real

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

"BUSINESSMAN GOOD"

If these people existed in the past, before modern society broke the process of natural selection, they'd have perished long ago.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

MUH INVESTMENTS

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

What I love is how many of them talk about, "he's just trolling," and it's like, even if he was, is that seriously what you want in a president? Now it's, "even if he is just trolling, this is a bad idea," as if there's ever a time that the fucking president treating international relations like a shitpost would be a good idea. These people are so, so stupid.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago

They don’t understand that when you have the kind of power he has “trolling” is terrorism.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

I am guessing a lot of them will blame this on Biden, citing the normal truth that presidents usually don't make immediately apparent noticeable impacts on the economy. It normally takes months or years for most policy to make a big difference. In this case, the tariffs are so stupid on their face that no honest person could deny they would have drastic effects. Compare stock market graphs to the timeline of trump announcements... but they will deny it and pretend this is business as usual, and because it's only a month in, it's obviously Biden. Nevermind that they would never normally believe that shit if it's inconvenient to their case.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Fuck these idiots. Reaping what they sowed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The problem is we (Americans) are all reaping what a small group of people sowed. Some of us didn't vote for this. Most people didn't vote at all. I wish it was mandatory like in Australia. I want my voting sausage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

Yeah I’m not stupid, that isn’t lost on me.

I’m just glad they are suffering too. Probably considerably more than i am, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Trump is doing exactly what he said he would do and the obvious outcome happens, but they still don't see through his bullshit not matter how many times it bites them in the ass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Well, except the things that would have been nice. Like bringing down prices, ending wars, not being a little bitch in the white house.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

He promised that he would bring down prices by putting tariffs on everything. So you can check that one off the list. The tariffs are in place. And he promised to end the war in Ukraine by bullying them into surrendering to Russia, and finishing the genocide in Palestine, so you can check off ending wars as well.

The only one he didn't promise was to not be a little bitch in the White House, because we all knew that's exactly what he was gonna be. We had historical evidence of that.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I wish I had saved it. On r/conservative they posted a meme where libs said they told you this would happen and they say they don't care because they wanted it to happen. That would love lovely next to this.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

You needn't look further than 'Conservative Environmentalist'. Obviously, he has no clue what his party actually does.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I've known a few of those. "Environmentalism" to them only goes as far as making sure they have some fields around them stocked with deer and pheasant to hunt, and maybe a lake they can tool around in their bass boat.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Like is he just ignoring the “Drill baby drill” shit? Or the fact that in his first term Trump reduced the size of national parks for the sake of oil operations?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

He's a trump voter.

All you need to know.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Well well well. Is he "hurting the wrong people" again? who would've thunk

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

May they lose every dime. May they only know the taste of day old bread and stagnant water for the rest of time. May they shiver in the night and boil in the day. May the rain soak them to the bone, and may the snow freeze their skin. No love, no shelter, no aid.

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