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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remember the last time an EV was parked up outside the white house. That went really well for everyone. /s

(2021 Lordstown Motors Endurance)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And how do they reconcile this with his administration's pro-destroy-the-environment agenda?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It's not about the environmental aspect of the car for them, it's just another luxury sports vehicle to the buyers this is pitched at. Its fast, expensive and a desirable brand is all they care about, being electric is just a 'cool quirk' of it.

Were the brand to become really toxic and widely unlikeable by the general public then even the wealthy vapid types would be turned off it. Let's hope we can get the momentum there, as the only buyers left would be the pro-EV MAGAs with money, and I very much doubt that's a large enough demographic to keep Tesla afloat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Microplastics from the tires

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump finally caught up with the versions of him in the parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family and is now a car salesman. Just like the universe intended.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

In the best universe, his mother's abortion didn't fail so spectacularly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You guys have retirement savings?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Enough to retire for about a week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey now, I also have a week of sick leave saved up. I’d just have to pretend to be sick (and provide a doctor’s note for my absence) for an entire week before retiring for a week.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The richest man on Earth for now

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

The cool thing about being a trillionaire is that you can fall a long, long, long way and still be the richest man in the country.

Doubly so if you drag everyone else down with you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Triple the dose and he'll feel like his dad loved him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Not as much as his step sister though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

NSFW ish

Tap for spoiler

It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

NSFWish (select to expand)...Esoterical Fun Fact: Peter North was rated as one of the best partners to have sex with by female porn stars of the time, because of the size of his penis, and his love making skills.

Edit: Its dry humor guys, related to the parent comment that this comment is replying to (he's one of the actors in the image; his name is mentioned). Relax.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Every time I see your copyright notice the day that text gets reproduced by an LLM verbatim draws nearer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is Elon still the richest man in the world?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Memorizing the look of this super expensive tesla for no reasons at all.

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