this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 15 hours ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

This was already real though...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Kind of love this tbh

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago

That actually looks cute.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Both of those make way more sense then they have any right to.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, a timeline where Sony actually kept working together with Nintendo on the SNES add-on is kinda plausible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

But then we would have never gotten the classic that is Hotel Mario.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Probably a timeline that kills Sega before they can make a Dreamcast.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

In this universe, the Rez vibrator is built into every controller.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna see this but with Sega ABC/XYZ buttons instead :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

It's not like there's no potential for a coalition of people in the fediverse to make their own console with one of the single board computers that are on the market, we'd just need games, basically.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

And yet people would still hold it incorrectly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Idk if Sony would actively make the worlds worst controller even in an alternate timeline

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

A lot of people really liked that N64 controller, though I feel it would have been an unnecessary design if that Z button wasn't included.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Resident N64 pad defender here. It's fine to dislike the controller, but I'm never really sure if the "I don't have three hands!" complaint is a joke or just based on people who never played any N64 games or what.

You're not supposed to use all three prongs, ever. It's just a hedge-betting controller. Nintendo was afraid people wouldn't like the new, 3D style of game control and would demand a return to traditional D-pad input.

The N64 controller was their solution: if 3D movement is just a fad that dies out, well, move your hand over a couple of inches and forget about the analog stick. Now you've basically got a SNES pad with six face buttons and better ergonomics.

Obviously, 3D took over that whole generation and there's probably less than 10 games that need D-pad movement, so it ended up being fairly pointless in hindsight. But I can't argue with anybody who starts their design process with "What if gamers hate this new style of input?" because when don't they.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 38 minutes ago

The fact that you're going to have to ignore a third of the controller at any given time is the reason why it's badly designed. The Sega Saturn 3D was in development at the same time as the N64 and pad came out two weeks later and had a much better design that allowed the D-pad and analog stick to be used with the same thumb, in a configuration that would continue to be used to this day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Hell no lol. It always made my hand cramp and lock up and it came out when I was 11 or so. And the thumb stick giving kids blisters because it's just a plastic stick with no soft rubber on top. Like wtf is that choice?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I would say the DualShock is worse; never liked the placement of the thumb sticks at the bottom but apparently that's just me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

daaaaang. i like the dualshock 2 and 4. the 3 was garbagio