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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I got 4 nicole messages, beat that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

i only got like 3

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I still have not received a single nicole dm :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I got my first one an hour ago, truly an honor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Same. I vaguely remember a post from a few days ago mentioning a fediverse chick and now I finally know what it was talking about

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

I can forward you mine if you want

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

Same. I feel so left out :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

Sorry, who is she? I keep seeing her face in memes.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I tried, but failed as the server didn't seem to exist.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How dare they ban my girlfriend 🤬🤬🤬

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How dare you say that my soulmate is "your girlfriend".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

because we're dating. You may be soulmates, but I'm still the one with the girl. Weep.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Damn, I feel bad for you. Now this doesn't mean that I'll allow you to make moves on my girlfriend, but I'm there for you.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago

The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You've been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

also just got a message with her new outfit

looking good, nicole :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago

Hands off, buddy. She's mine!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Do we love our girlfriend or what?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

It's a social experiment, and this thread is part of the plan.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough 🥲

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Does just viewing this thread trigger a message from her wth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

You have to light two candles, stand in front of your bathroom mirror, turn off the lights, and say "Nicole" three times.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

she's watching you...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

This is the first time I've heard of this.

Anyone know why this message doesn't lose the "unread" tag. I'm using Boost

[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago

Cause she has a Lemmy platinum account.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Does anyone know if the image is AI or if someone's pics have been stolen?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Probably the latter; the person, background, and outfit (when they didn't change it) look too consistent between images for it to be AI.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Lol good job, op. Sorry, I almost banned you thinking you were "her" again, trying to circumvent their own ban.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The day Nicole moves from DMs to posts is the day we all are in danger.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Wow. They started to get "creative".

Does anyone know if this image is AI generated or is it just stolen?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The person and the background look too similar between photos for this to be AI. The person behind the scam probably searched the web, and stole this poor person's photos. Judging from the poor quality, I'd date it around ~2008

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I’d date it around ~2008

Eh, my laptop's webcam looks worse than this.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 18 hours ago

Given that she looks pretty much the same in multiple outfits across multiple pictures, I would assume that they are stolen from some 2000s online site

[–] [email protected] 40 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Just got it an hour or so ago.

Can someone explain the con?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

No con. That’s my girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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