Catposting

Remind the kitty that we've talked about this.

And no, no second dinner.

Guess I'm lunch🤷‍♀️

nah, I'd win

Die

I fixed you're post 😤

I think it's pretty obvious in the picture.

I'm biting a dude's neck.

Dying -- with style.

I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.

Biting down harder

Rawr! 🐯

Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)

Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn't know that was my distraction skeleton.

Jazz hands.

Reaching up and petting that kitty... Also thanking them for doing what I'm too afraid to do.

Submitting to my cat daddy

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.

Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.

Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.

Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦‍♂️

Starting the process of becoming a cat turd.

Accept my fate

The tiger's bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.

Even if my neck doesn't get snapped, the tiger's teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries

Instruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?

Biting harder.

Spray bottle

Wish I was that skeleton?

i may need some eye bleach, but i am afraid kittens won't do this time

How long does this "situation" last? Is there even time to "do" anything other than think "Fu-"?

Well, for starters, not turning my back to the damn cat.

XP

Side-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”