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sexual fantasy (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

S•xual? Man, internet censorship is weird

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's engagement bait at this point right?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Well I ain't playing along.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

OP take notes, better crop too.

Beans/10

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Commenting is engagement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not me, I'm definitely not engaging!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're engaged.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Aww, congrats!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

edited.. thanks

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Sexual censorship being used as engagement bait is a traditional part of many Christian marriages.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I’m imagining all sorts of popular songs without the e

“When I get that feeling, I needs xual healing”

“I’m too excy for my shirt”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

AND MY AXE

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

You mean ex right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

And Rohan will answer!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Sexual, fuck, fucking.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There is no fantasy, only ~~Xual~~ Zuul.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

How serendipitous that there's [es]s*x in the background of that image.

Screenshot from the movie Revenge of the Nerds II showing a neon sign for "Hotel Coral Essex" with strategically burned out letters advertising "Hot oral sex"
(Looks like compression kinda ruined my capture, but I always think of this scene when encountering that word)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Just have your SO wear some Spock ears 🤷🏻‍♂️