I won't tell anyone I won a scratch off, but there will be signs.
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2025
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And the signs may or may not compose of small nail marks and chewed wires everywhere I walk
Fresh pair of squeakers
It's a vibe, and goddamnit...I'm fuckin here for it!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this
In fact, I’d rather people dress like this than in suits and shit.
Note: those appear to be actual pants, and not just pajama bottoms. This is real dedication to the bit.
PIKAAA!!!
Ugh, I hate formal wear. We get it, you own 'fancy' clothes.
nobody gonna pick these pockets
I would stay far away from that person.
He's got rubba' rats on his toes and this is how it goes, 1-2-oh my god!
How did you find me?
You have underestimated their power. A mistake you will not be making twice.