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[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 minutes ago

I think he's an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.

Hypocritical much?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 43 minutes ago

Behold the master race

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The butt implants were a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 hours ago

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Too much HGH

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Can't he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can't suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago)

I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

It's for boys. Teddy wears one too. It's called a boydle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I was gonna call it a corset.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

a lot of things about this picture look fake

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago

He looks like a broiler chicken.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

A saxophone at least.

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[–] Karl 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What commies? This makes no sense?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I think it was a Freudian slip

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

Don't loop us into that nonsense. It's 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you're getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Could you please name one of these “commies”?

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