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Perfect! This is perfection, nobody will ever make a better use of this meme format!
Nah the mitt romney one
By the party of law and order
The title could also start as "Family values saved..."
I thought the Babylon Bee would love Andrew Tate.
Apparently the thought of him being a Muslim is too much for them
I had no idea he was Muslim.
He literally got into Islam for the misogyny.
He said he reverted in prison a few years ago but lately started dropping the act. Now that he is out of prison he will likely drop it.
I assume he’s about as much a Muslim as trump is a Christian (ie only when it’s convenient, and he probably doesn’t know what all those words mean in that order, anyway)
He's probably about as Muslim as a brick with the word "Muslim" painted on it.
He became Muslim because of the misogyny and incels of the religion, he's in for the grift, much like Russel brand became "born again"
He reverted ig
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I definitely get that vibe from that headline. It's not that the US reached out and said "touch not one hair on my precious scumbags", it's that they did it for someone who scumbags who also claim to be Muslim and fail the melanin deficiency test.
Is there any one quality that more of the people surrounding Trump share than being serial sex abusers?
I can't think of one.
I think they all have to share their "special secret". If one of the group doesn't, they are a liability.
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I don’t understand if this is satire anymore.
Reality hasbecome too hard to satirise.
So they're all at least 5 months old? Must be bringing their girlfriends.
This is not the onion, but Desantis might go after him. It could all be a stunt, of course.
From the Miami Herald article:
But Tate’s claim that the Romanian case against him was dismissed in December isn’t true. While a Bucharest court ruled that the first criminal case could not proceed due to legal and procedural irregularities, the charges against the Tates remain in effect. What’s unclear is how further cases will proceed now that the Tates are back on American soil.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article301122934.html
If he does, this will be the one and only time I ever root for that piece of shit. Desantis that is, not the other pos.
Watch the tate brothers become members of Trump's cabinet
Head of the minister for women and gender equality, an obvious choice.
What better position? Secretary of safety of women and children
That's too much. That's like putting an antivaxxer in charge of health!
Ehh. They are rapey enough but don't you think they look well, a little on the brown side? Doesn't seem like there's any reason to compromise when there aren't DEI rules in place and there are plenty of rapey whites that are well qualified.
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Did something change with the babylon bee? Sudden surge of actually decent content all of a sudden
If you go to their site this is definitely the exception and not the rule. The rest of the articles today are bashing Zelensky.
idk, there seem to be some good ones, e.g
Clicked the link and got a banner for a movie trailer which mocks the idea that January 6 was violent.
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I'm not sure if it's widely known, but Tate started a political party in the UK called "BRUV" ("Britain Restoring Underlying Values"). The manifesto is all AI generated garbage. I'm unsure how that'll turn out as a refugee fleeing European justice.
No way he is muslim. Tf?
I mean look at all the fake-ass christians infecting the world, is it so hard to believe that there are plenty of fake-ass muslims too? I was friends with a Palestinian/Jordanian guy and he told me it was commonplace in Jordan to have a group of men drinking tea at a cafe, except the tea pot was full of liquor. I don't know if it was meant to hide it from other people, hide it from god, or both.
I mean. The only place to get alcohol past midnight in the Canadian town I grew up in was an all night tea house. But we were just trying to hide it from the cops.
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Converted in prison for some brownie points. But dropped the act around half a year ago.
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