I want Pete to go on a 24hr stream and not drink alcohol. Show us you don’t have withdrawal syndrome you sick bastard. Prove to us you are not addicted bro.
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Guy who washed out of the seals thinks he's more important than the commander of the Chinese theatre because he was a penis.
I'd even say he was a dick
Man am I glad I don't work for the federal government.
Work your whole life for your country just to get fired by a braindead twerp in the entertainment industry.
And spend the rest of your life living amongst the dipshits responsible for that being possible.
no tears for warcriminals
Firing imperial Navy commanders is a good thing
So its the rebel Navy commanders we want to keep?
Yes the Yemeni commanders are the good ones
Man, it is hard to find a positive outlook headline lately. I wish it was half as depressing as it is.
Just lobotomize yourself then all these headlines will fill you with glee just like the rest of the lobotomites.
Just a reminder: the Nazis went after the "infirm" first.
I had this thought while at work today. Wondered if I'd be happier, then realized I'd probably just end up homeless, and stuck in and out of prison for the rest of my life because there is no way I could pay for care like a lobotomized Kennedy.
The thing is, your quality of life can be as bad as it wants, but based on my observations of these creatures, they appear to be happier regardless, simply because they believe these things are good. Like eggs may have tripled in price, but they actually seem happier about that than when the prices were lower, simply due to the change in the person in charge. So it appears like you would also be liberated from your quality of life having any tangible effect on your happiness.
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