this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
175 points (99.4% liked)

iiiiiiitttttttttttt

269 readers
399 users here now

you know the computer thing is it plugged in?

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 10 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

It's a laser printer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

Programmed my bosses old LaserJet IV to say "FEED ME CATS". She came fucking unglued, thought we had been hacked.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Cant believe enough people have put their dicks in printers to the point where this error needed to be coded in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

Or not enough, the printers need pleasing to function

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Was the printer consensual?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Did you see how it had its paper tray just hanging open? It was asking for it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

"What brings you in to see the doctor today?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

The way I'm reading this, the printer is asking for it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago