i, as a PC user, am vry scared
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You'll have to buy your own pigeon and tape. Unfortunately, all the pigeons are being bought up to farm crypto so your pigeon is going to run you about $15,000. Also, the performance of your games will be worse since the developer didn't test with your specific breed of pigeon.
However I will be able to mod my pigeon with sick ass spoilers that will make it run faster. Also imma slap some rgb lights on it.
Dont forget the red fire!
Weld a ramjet to the top!
Obviously Xbox will counter with taping a duck to one and have it cost 5.5k as well claiming that its slimmer but is more powerful, don't worry there is a turkey version as well for 7k that's faster!
Thanks for the tip, I just pre-ordered one
Don't pre-order dude. The pigeon hasn't even been born yet.
Sad to see that we might have to wait until 2028 for a better looking Playstation console. I like that it's half of the height of the PS5, should make it easier to find a place for it.
I hear Squawk 2 for the Pigeon's gonna be sick
Frankly this ruined my day. I'm literally shaking right now.
And you'll need 2 of those batteries for your controller. It will last at least 4h until you have to recharge it.
