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[–] [email protected] 256 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Echoes of late 2022 when Twitter abruptly fired thousands of people, then turned around days later and tried to rehire many of them. I'm sure it's purely a coincidence that one person is closely tied to both incidents.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If only we could know who it is, things would be so much different.

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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Christ, what a bunch of dumb motherfuckers.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Malicious intent x Incompetency = whatever the fuck this is.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's an irrational number, that much I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

I wish it were just an imaginary number.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago

In any other democracy there would be heads rolling and people going to jail over this. But as usual your elected representatives with their thumbs up their asses

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, time to renegotiate salary, isn't it?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Looks like the majority of the storage facilities are in Red states. Even though some are near me, I feel like saying screw it, let them stay unmonitored and lets see what blows up. A blunder of that magnitude would shake up even the most die-hard MAGAt.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You sure? That whole maga bullshit sounds a lot like a ruzzian plot to destroy USA.

Really a lot. Exactly like that tbh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

They’d blame the others anyway, fascists always blame everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

At this point, isn’t it similar to asking whether it’s a parody? When reality is more twisted, how do you even write parody or Russian plot that is believable?

Is this the real point? Drive those Russian plotters out of a job by being worse than they can imagine? More extreme than would be believable from them?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

What, you mean just because Trump is Putin's lap dog? Or because Gabbard is now head of Intelligence?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

A blunder of that magnitude would shake up even the most die-hard MAGAt

you underestimate the power of the hatred that's been carefully cultivated and spread by the right and far-right the last sixty years.

they simply won't give a shit, even if their dick starts glowing green, as long as 'they' get it too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah you're probably right. Reality is a foreign concept to these people.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Thank you for pointing out that there is the right and then there is the far-right too. Things aren’t as binary as many netizens seem to think. Shades. Of. Grey.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No blunder is big enough to shake up MAGA. Literally nothing will threaten their allegiance to their god-king.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eh, I can think of some things that might, its just that incompetence isnt one of them. But like, if Trump suddenly came out as trans or something, that might shake them up a bit.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They'd just blame it on "the radical left" and usher in martial law and the great purge.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Oh that'd be nice, but you just know it'll be "Damn Obama! Why did he blow up those nukes!' without a single hint of self-reflection.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

i'd be ghosting those mf'ers, too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

What a stupid piece of shit

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