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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Which would also stop the asteroid hitting us as it'd move itself off track

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Missiles don't have that amount of kickback unlike guns since their propulsion comes gradually and from themselves.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

A bullet has roughly the kinetic energy of a punch

Surely a missile launch would be far higher due to the mass

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If it shoots towards us it will therfore move away from us

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If it is on a trajectory past earth and it shoots at us it will slow it down, adjusting the trajectory and potentially hitting earth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Is it that obvious?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The probability of an asteroid firing is very low, but never zero.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

That's not true. The probability of an asteroid firing is actually very high, but they're very inaccurate.

[–] bitcrafter 14 points 6 days ago

Historical revisionism at work:

The astroid shot first.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Beltalowdas

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

At last an Onion article that makes me smile instead of weep for the state of politics being so bad that complete and utter batshit crazy nonsense is so hard to tell from news these days.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The American military industrial complex is salivating right now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why now?

The US military already has satellites than can drop artificial asteroids onto Earth, causing large localised, hard to detect and prevent damage.

Space has sadly already been weaponised.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not officially, so one wonders how you got this info?

I mean, ICBMs are basically this, just unlaunched, but I doubt that's your point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Interesting phrasing fellow citizen. Did you inform them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

No updates in several years, and the human propensity to weaponise.

Plus the furore a few years back over the Russian anti-satellite satellite and the way both US and Russia spoke round the issue.

Non-weaponised space is verging into Israel isn't a nulear weapon state territory if I'm honest.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Iron Sky Intensifies

tldw Everyone assumes the US made a secret illegal armed space ship (they did) so almost every other country did too. The US was offended that anyone but them broke the rules but they all had to fight the moon nazis together so no big deal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, but that's just what we do.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Rendezvous this!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Better get some cold water ready.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

If an asteroid fires a missile and it enters the atmosphere, is the rest of the asteroid considered a meteor?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not saying I'm on team asteroid...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But when 12.5 percent of the planets of the solar system commits 100% of the violence...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Holy fucking shit lmao what a reference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

The (solar) system leaves them no other way of life! We need to make opportunities for them to orbit a stable planet and become moons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago