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[–] [email protected] 143 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it a little redundant? Are there lots of spotlessly clean asses infested with pinworms out there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Young kids often get them because little kids are filthy they then give them to parents. Even if your kid is clean they play with kids who aren't.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She got a dirty ass. TP sucks at cleaning your butthole.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That's what I thought too, until a bunch of angry parents chased me out of the park claiming their kids drink out of there.

Who lets their kids drink from a bidet?!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually insane. Whenever my friends come over, they always ask why I have a “water fountain” – whatever that is – installed in my bathroom. I point to the faucet in the kitchen and ask ‘em what they think that is. They aren’t too bright, sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I don't let my kids drink from public fountains, either. You know that episode of Parks and Rec where the Pawneans drink from fountains by putting the whole fountain spout in their mouths? I've seen that happen. I've also seen kids wipes their snot-dripping noses and the touch the spout. I'm glad it's available, but it's a last resort.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know, right? Why would i let them steal my drink.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (48 children)

Even wipes are better (just don't flush them, no such thing as flushable wipes, that is a lie they put on the box).

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Had one until it leaked and flooded the house while we were away

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You just need to get up in there a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

When you see red, you're clean.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this like based on a true story or something? Does the mentioned comic exist?

[–] [email protected] 146 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny but you might want to check for pinworms

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It could also be hemorrhoids.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or they don't wipe their ass properly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

no no, they need to use flush-able wipes and FLUSH EVERY SINGLE ONE DOWN.

[–] RagnarokOnline 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Obligatory: wash your ass and check for pinworms.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"jup" can either be "yup" or "hup" depending on which language you're coming from. It's definitely a fun spelling of the work though

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