The primordial soup developed animal life to reproduce itself. We are all basically the reproductive stage for crap.

Oh really?

Then let's accelerate climate change. I won't let those green fuckers win

Another Sapiens reader. Look, I don't care how uppity those maize are -- there's no way they trained us into cultivating them, we slaughtered their brothers and sisters and kept only the tamer, weaker, fatter renditions that we could use for our own means. If that benefits them, then they're psychopaths.

Corn is not sentient, and I will die on this hill!

The common, did we domesticate XYZ, or did XYZ domesticate us? Conundrum.

Yup, bury me in a burlap sack in a deciduous forest.

Why deciduous? Because fuck pine trees, that's why. I don't want to feed those assholes.

Oof! Cool perspective

Wouldn't fungus be more immediately interested in being among us?

Symbiosis

Jokes on them, we’re going to put carbon into the atmosphere faster than they can process it raising the global temperature to the point of extinction

This is my tune, not only biocentric, but also a very healthy dose of anti-anthropocentric. A species traitor, if you allow me to be as bold.

I really don't think that talk about humans being the god on earth, center of the universe, with a metaphysical excuse to exploit everything around us is doing wonders to our health nor long term survival... And obviously the "sapiens" of our epithet is only there because we gave it ourselves chef's kiss

This is why I don't eat edibles lol.

Cue music: "It's the circle of life"

Eukaryotes likely evolved during The Great Oxidation Event which saw oxygen levels rise to levels that were toxic to the Cyanobacteria (which use photosynthesis). We evolved to save them!

And yet we're here for it:-)

We all give back in the end one way or another.

It's mutually beneficial gardening.

I wanna fukken die, free my soul, the plants can have my body

Or - get this - it is all a cycle.

We could call it the carbon cycle!