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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Could there have possibly been a worse pick?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Musk, maybe? Move fast and break things, limbs and skulls included. They can just fix it (the existence of workers comp) later, when the bills start rolling in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well. They certainly would be qualified in knowing all about corporate safety violations

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Great news. Amazon loves keeping people safe.

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