I'd honeytrap this with a software camera that just plays filth and shock sites on a loop :)
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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The goal with software like windows is to eventualy take away all control. If you can run unaproved software, you can't even join the teams call. Then you will see stuff like this.
I own a small USB stick that acts as a camera. But in reality it’s just a HDMI input on the other end. Now beat that with software
Just wait until webcams start cryptographically signing image frames to ensure their authenticity.
Point webcam at a screen, or maybe a white wall with a projector pointing at it
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tape, and worst case scenario: a hammer
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This, but it's not a loop 😏
The real goal is to then charge the user $2.99 to block their camera from being turned on.
Make it an auction
"fuck, I don't have enough money for park avenue"
Sorry, your camera is now on, better to put your pants on
Do it and you'd see my camera cover
I prefer the classic post it note personally.
I feel that a faulty webcam driver that causes a kernel panic would work best. They turn your camera on and you drop from the call.
All you would see is my camera cover, lol
I think Dell once patented a mechanical cover system for their laptops.
All the laptops I have owned over the last 10 years have a mechanical shutter to cover the camera. None have been Dell.
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tbh I'd be more likely to want to turn it off
You’d get a pious, stating that someone paid 1.99 to turn your camera an. For just 5.99 you can make sure it stays off.
This could also be implemented as a bidding war like eBay.
This is like that libertarian/ancap copypasta.
Yknow one great thing that costs about 1.99 (one time cost)?
Those little plastic slidy bits that cover up the laptop webcam and mic.
It's weird that people used to be concerened with covering their laptop camera, but people don't care about their phone camera.
"Most of the time your phone is in your pocket" he says writing on his phone...
They can probably guess your shoe size and leg length using the accelerometer. Also if you're right or left handed.
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Some laptops come with that built in, or you could use some scotch tape and a little square of paper for free
I used the sticky part of a post-it before I had a laptop with a built in slider
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But i thought everyone helicopters during meetings. How else am i supposed to meet my step goal
Jokes on you, I got mic and cam on a physical USB-switch. So unless I go in "conference mode", your attack is futile
Does the person on the other end get a notification or do they just remain oblivious to their boss spying on them?
No usually you do not get an immediate notification, but you can indeed see it by constantly checking you small camera window in the corner of the meeting. But you have to stay focused.