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Reporters gathered at the scene noted that by “putting [his] body on the line,” this particular lawmaker apparently just meant standing at the back of a quiet group and playing online chess on his phone.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Came here to post this. Glad someone was already there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

wtf is up with the wrong sided door closer lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Their maintenance guy is an alumnus.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

sigh

This is the cutting wit I should be laughing at.....but life is too depressing.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

“We know you elected us to do this, but they put up a sign that clearly keeps us from doing what we were elected to do. How dare we break decorum in the name of putting even a slight speed bump in the way of the race to fascism.

In fact, we’re starting to think the fascists might actually be willing to compromise and let us keep taking our bribes… I mean, participating in government. You know fascists- they’re known for their willingness to compromise and meet you halfway.”

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

if it needs to be labelled that's bad design.

if you need it to be labelled you might be a democrat.