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For me I say that a truck with a cab longer than its bed is not a truck, but an SUV with an overgrown bumper.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I loathe tomatoes on burgers and will throw it in your face if you serve it to me.

Absolutely pointless taste wise and all that water is what makes the bread and patty move around with no respect for each other.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Ooooh them's fighting words. Have you tried a burger with a homegrown tomato? Pretty night and day, might just change your mind.

[Image description: a plate with a burger and sides. The burger is open and ready to be assembled, one bun has sauce and a slice of an heirloom tomato, the other has the patty, cheese, pickles and bacon.]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s the ugliest tomato I’ve ever seen on a burger!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This guy tomatoes.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imo the more fucked up the tomato looks the better it tastes.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I disagree completely but I appreciate your candor and, frankly, accurate analysis.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

Microsoft Word is a bad piece of software that is poorly designed, laughably unoptimized, and mostly dysfunctional. It's like a passenger car with seven wheels arranged in an irregular septagon, a 1 gallon gas tank, and a kitchen stool for a seat.

Also hype clothes are a tremendous waste and reveal the hollowness and meaninglessness that underlies most fashion

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (22 children)

Artificial sweeteners is one of the reasons I'm not obese. You can quote me all the studies you want, diet coke is not a gateway drink to regular coke, and splenda on my black coffee doesn't make me crave a caramel macchiato.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't care about the calories. Artificial sweeteners taste like plastic cancer, so it's normal coke for me.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If you throw cigarette butts on the ground you're probably shittier than average person in many other ways too

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Vanilla is NOT a boring flavour. It is the best flavour and most versatile flavour!!!!!! Describing things as vanilla should not be synonymous with boring and I'll fight anyone who argues otherwise

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Punctuation that denotes pauses like , ; : should be placed based on where the writer wants a pause and how long the pause should be, or when needed to avoid ambiguity, NOT on the bullshit arbitrary grammar "rules" that got made up to sell grammar books and enforce the class divide.

It's very easy to find classics full of "bad" grammar when it comes to the punctuation because it's in fact not bad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nice to see another fan of the Shatner Comma on the fediverse.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

This is how I do it, and I'm not sorry.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Oxford comma is an absolute requirement unless you prefer to be intentionally vague.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Monday is the first day of the week.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There are three drinks you can call a martini:

  • A martini is gin and vermouth, maybe with some bitters if you like
  • A vodka martini is vodka and vermouth, bitters again optional
  • A vesper martini is gin, vodka, and lillet blanc
  • Any of the above can be made "dirty" with olive brine if you want

Anything else is a cocktail in a martini glass. No shade if you like apple schnapps, lemon juice, and vodka, drink what you like, but it's not a martini.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Knowledge is ordering a martini because you want gin. Wisdom is specifying a "gin martini" to the bartender.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Microtransactions are not acceptable in full retail single player games. I don't care if it's only cosmetics. If i pay 60 bucks for it, i better get the whole damn thing. Looking at you, Diablo 4.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Related: If it's more than 99¢, it's not a "microtransaction". There's nothing "micro" about $99.99. That's an "in-app purchase".

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

This is more of a meta thing, but relevant to a lot of comments I'm seeing here. Having an opinion about pineapple on pizza is the most uninteresting cultural phenomenon. I've spent the last 4 years on dating apps, and at least 1 in 3 people write in their bio about this "issue". It's not something that people truly have strong feelings about, it's like straight men saying Ryan Reynolds is attractive, or people arguing over the definition of a sandwich. It's an opinion that people hold as a proxy for being somebody with strong opinions.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (9 children)

A Chihuahua is not a legitimate dog, it's a rat with delusions of grandeur.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's a disservice to rats, their domestic variety are smarter and better behaved. Least that I've seen

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Subscription services are not worth it, period. Phone and internet bills are all you need to get everything you want at the best possible qualities in the best possible formats. Subscription services are only convenient for the lazy who don't know how to use the internet.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

A grilled cheese is only a grilled cheese if the most singificant portion of the ingredients between the bread is cheese. Otherwise, it is a grilled X with cheese.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

Phones are for talking, navigating, and casual content consumption. Desktops (and laptops) are for actually getting things done. Both are useful, but the former is not a substitute for the latter.

Tablets are oversized phones that can't even phone. I don't see any use for them that isn't better served by something else. They'd actually be useful if they ran a desktop operating system, and some early ones did, but modern ones don't.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Those big SUV like Ford f150 should be illegal, for real. They are super long and tall, the driver can barely see what's right in front, it's dangerous for everyone not in the car. Cars should have stricter limits on size, if it's bigger, you need a special license.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Large Language Models and other affiliated algorithms are not AI and no amount of marketing will convince me otherwise. As a result I refuse to call them AI when talking to people about them.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (15 children)

Former linguistics grad student here: The meaning of "literal" is changing, and sentences like "That guy is literally 500 years old" are correct.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[Waves from the other hill] I will never accept that usage of "literal" as correct.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I will return anything sent to me in an Amazon package.

I went directly to your site for a reason, which is to avoid Amazon. If you secretly fulfill from Amazon or Amazon Warehouses, I will return the item and shop elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

But... a lot of people and businesses reuse boxes.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"times less" is not an intuitive, easy to understand way of referring to a decrease in some amount or percentage.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sarcasm and irony are not the same thing dammit! A limp, unfunny imitation is not a "parody"! I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS, INTERNET!!!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's "I could not care less" not "I could care less". If you could care less, then that means you care. If you can't care less, then that means you are all out of fucks to give.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My version of the "could care less" pet peeve (which is annoying but tolerable) is when people reverse the order of the cases in a "let alone" phrase. The entire point of "let alone" is that you fail to meet the general case, so of course you don't satisfy the specific case.

For example, if I asked someone "Have you ever been to Germany?" they might answer "I've never been to Germany, let alone Europe!" As is, this is nonsensical, but if you reverse the order, all is well. Most examples in the wild aren't this obvious, but they're commonplace once you start looking for them.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Pugs are not "so cute" because they're ugly. They are deformed from countless generations of in-breeding and genetic manipulation by horrible horrible humans and are in constant pain, cannot breathe, and have countless other physical ailments. They should not exist in their current form and it makes me sad for the animal whenever I see one, and immediately lose all respect for the owner for furthering such a travesty.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (9 children)

There is no space between the last letter of a sentence and punctuation.

Please , please , make it stop !

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fun fact: this applies for pretty much every language, except for 50% of French punctuation.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Eating fried chicken sandwich for breakfast is completely normal and an awesome way to start a day.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

As a science enthusiast, until the US stops using the "Alu-min-um" pronunciation, I refuse to spell Sulphur as "Sulfur", even if it is part of IUPAC.

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