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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 hours ago

This is that special blend of Tablet Kid "I don't need to know things I can google them" and Rich Kid "I don't need to do things I can crowdsource them" that makes for that Distinctively VP "I don't know what I'm doing and nobody can tell πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Technically OCR is an application of machine learning.

Not an LLM, though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

A world of difference

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

regularizing the OCR'd form into a json/html file might be a good application of an LLM though. Perhaps this is what they were asking about.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The secret to success in software engineering:

  1. Lie and say that there is
  2. Write or use a conversion algorithm
  3. Boss won't know the difference
  4. Collect bonus at performance evaluation
  5. Put "AI engineer" on resume
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
  1. Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago
  1. Never plan on staying at a SE job for longer than a few years. Not in a market that volitile.
[–] [email protected] 82 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No need, there's an unmaintained javascript library for that (written by a 12-yr old)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Omg, sign me up! I'm gonna put that script in production for a server used by millions of customers around the world!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no, now there is a security audit and the pdf generated is insecure, the unpaid developer that has not logged in since 2015 has to fix this ASAP

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

what? invest money to pay for open source software? are you nuts?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Initially, I didn't think these kids were fall guys.

Now I think they're fall guys.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That was my thought. Young kids fresh out of school are really easy to manipulate into delusions of grandeur, especially when said delusions are offered by the richest person in the world. He's gonna leave them out for the wolves.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Either that or Musk himself is truly so incompetent he thinks these kids are true geniuses. Honestly, with how things are going, that's a fiddy-fiddy chance, because Musk is somehow almost as unbelievably stupid as Trump.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

You're probably not wrong, what with him awkwardly hopping around onstage at multiple trump rallies.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago

Why not both?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Imagine getting a job like this and now half the nation knows your name...thats terrifying. being an intern may mean you have no idea of the true scope of what they are asking you to do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, seems that’s the point. Old enough to competently perform what they’re told, but too young to realize the gravity of the situation and how wrong it is to partake in it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

that's why we have 18 year soldiers ....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

It’s ok, with the experienced gained from being forced to grow up, some will come home and use their savings to buy a dodge ram on a 7 year loan at 18% apr.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

They are public employees who are changing things at the core of our government. Why wouldn’t we know their names?

Government employees names aren’t secret (asides from a few exceptions) nor is their pay

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago

We know that his dad is an engineering professor at university of Nebraska too. Really calls into question his credentials. I checked the other day and they had already removed his contact info from their website.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Yes it’s an LLM called pandoc, you can run it locally

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You don't need a private nuclear plant to run it? Wow very efficient.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Black magic software.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

yes me send me what you want me to parse and i will get back to you in 3-4 business days

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

be sure to include the metadata too. lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

the only fee i want is pics

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry I was making a joke β€œthe only feet I want is pics”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

its no worrie i forgive you just dont do it again

anything includes feet too thou

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 hours ago

Oh yeah the hosted DeepSeek has that

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Is this fake?

For context, this is the guy who figured out how to see what's written on some ancient Greek Scrolls without destroying them. It seems slightly far-fetched that he wouldn't know better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ok so they were apparently in Greek but not from Greece. Source: https://news.unl.edu/article-2

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Even granting the quality or contribution he had to that effort, there's a huge difference between, "I can make a computer read burnt scrolls," and, "I can make government software with industry-standard protocols and security."

By way of comparison, just because I can write automation software for my company's apps doesn't mean I could just jump into doing Linus Torvalds' job maintaining the Linux kernel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Sure, but the difference between "I win awards for figruing out how to decipher ancient scrolls that no one has been able to do despite their best efforts" and "I can't research well enough to discover appropriate existing tools for document conversion" is very hard to reconcile.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

It's not even a matter of research. The whole question is demented. It's like asking what is the best pizza cutter to write with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Not particularly, in my book. Like I said, a specific skillset that allowed him to decipher ancient scrolls doesn't equate to practical skills that translate to other things like document conversion.

By way of another analogy, I can build a fine cabinet out of wood, but that doesn't mean I can also build a wooden cuckoo clock.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago

Just use Deepseek for US government data .... what could go wrong?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Actually this is what they do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Not at all. The only similarity is that LLMs work with text, and the document formats can also represent text.

Each format (E.g pdf, json, excel) has a defined standard, so all you have to do to change between each other is to map one format's fields to the others. You don't need (and won't get good results) from having an LLM produce the new format from scratch.

What he's asking is the equivalent of asking if there's an LLM made specifically for solving arithmetic problems. Why would you try to solve addition using an LLM?

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don’t really get this one. The class clown is the kid who recognizes a function of a tool, correctly at that. Unlike a dipshit lawyer who let it hallucinate bogus case law. Hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago

There are programs that exist that explicitly do these sorts of things.

They have been around since long before llm.

This is a lazy and uneducated question.

He demonstrates he has done zero research and goes straight to the buzzword because he knows nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

How is that a stupid question?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 hours ago

Perhaps the best way would be through an analogy:

"Are there any thermonuclear bombs made specifically for lighting candles?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Large Language Models are for natural language processing, not for converting between text document file formats.