Who would win this hypothetical war
this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.
You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.
We don't want Florida.
Could we maybe somehow still have Orlando and Daytona Beach? Like just that one part, where all the fun is? Maybe it's an EEC free zone or something. We'll give it to Greenland and Denmark as tribute, they are a bunch of bros those guys and gals.
Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money
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SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind
As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.
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Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos
Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.
Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.
Poutine nachos.
Fuck man. I'm down.
What else does Canada have? I'm already sold on the whole idea.
I just Googled what Canadian bacon is because I had never heard that term before and...isn't that just ham? Why...why are you guys calling it Canadian bacon?? We eat regular bacon up here!
We eat regular bacon too, but Canadian bacon is back bacon or some shit. Look, it's fucking witchcraft, OK? But it's also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
But it's also delicious, so just hush up and sit down. Can I pour you some coffee?
...only if the coffee's free trade and from a Canadian company.
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You’re close but the real answer is “countries are made up and we all own everything”
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Yo, real talk,
Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.
If you split it in half, you'd probably be fine. But yeah...
We need somewhere to put the Albertans.
This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...
NAFTA is now Canada, Mexico, and Hawaii.
Wet dream of the cartels, specially Tijuana and Sinaloa.
They would want CO and IL in their nation as that means they essentially control most of the trafficking of goods in the Western hemisphere presuming the US military is split between these nations.
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You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.
God yes please
Vertical Split is what is needed.
Eastern United North American States ( EUNAS )
Midwestern United North American States ( MWUNAS )
---- Central United North American States ( CUNAS ) ----
MidEastern United North American States ( MEUNAS )
Western United North American States ( WUNAS )
How about more of a balkanized region of red and blue states, interspersed as decided by resident vote?
Red states can have all the racism, guns and freedum they want, and blue states get an English-speaking labor force with no healthcare and no minimum wage, right at their doorsteps. Win-win!
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Can we give all the states and Alberta to Mexico?
Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here