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I will warn you that the images are not pleasant.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When these things "take over", are they a) causing distress that just makes the host do things it wouldn't normally, b) taking control by producing hormones that alter behaviour, c) physically taking over the body by replacing nerves/muscles with mycelium and overriding anything the host's brain is trying to do, or d) taking over the brain of the host itself?

I'm not sure which option is the worst one. Each sounds just like a different level of "your body isn't yours anymore" hell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You should read the Children of Time. The second book is something else.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

The island of Ireland.

A large landmass in the Atlantic.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Didn't the second panel used to say "FUCK"?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Love when the meme-anthropologists dive into yore lore for us

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I meant the original version of the meme

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is it Berenstain or Berenstein bears?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I hate you right now. >:(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's Bierstein Bären, actually.
Just to double-check: Who won WW3 in your timeline?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nobody did, WW3 has only losers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Why yes it is

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't be swearing on the Internet! I think you mean f***. Possibly even **** or even better fudge. Would hate to upset the Americans! They might impose tariffs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are you even on about?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're joking, referencing the propensity of companies of late to try and sanitize the internet so people have taken to censoring memes and comments like that, even with words that aren't curse words (thus the existence of words like "unalive" and "sewerslide" to reference suicide.) So much so it has creeped in here from their users and stolen memes as well now.

Though "American?" Iirc TikTok started this mess, and American companies are probably hopping on board now but I don't use anything but lemmy and masto so who knows.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

There was a supplementary paper that noted the AGGT gene string was being activated by this fungal process and led to giantism with some individuals reaching the size of dogs. Growth spurts of this sort in spiders studied were accompanied by hyperactivity due to respiratory problems and an insatiable hunger for flesh. Twelve specimens that seemed most prone to these symptoms are being flown to the Huugens Spider research labs in Baltimore for further study. Results are not expected to be immediate due to problems Baltimore is currently having with its security.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds familiar haha

(If I am not wrong this is a Resident Evil reference)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No sorry I just made it up, I did play the original Resident Evil back when the world was young but nothing after and have not seen any of the films beyond them just being on in a room I happened in but some cultural reference may have seeped into my head when I wasn't on guard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Quick! Add this to the SCP archive before someone steals it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

nope....Nope....NOPE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes it is actually the ATTG string, we all have a good laugh about that one back in the creepy crawly labs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

First thought it was from The Last of Us. Glad it satire for now.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh great, Australia is spreading

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw some of their zombies working the ski hill here. They're all "g'day" and "Have fun!", but I know what they're up to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Those duplicitous bastards.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“Fungal zombie spiders“ check almost all the boxes. Just add some demonic black magic, and you’re all set.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bet this is where the cure for cancer is hiding tho. Feels like a final boss

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I mean can a zombie get cancer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Where did I leave my Spicy Coaltana ...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks like the last of us fungus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The last of us fungus is inspired by the previously discovered one mentioned in the article.

mirroring the behavior of ants infected by fungi of the genus Ophiocordyceps previously reported from the Atlantic rainforest of Brazil

[–] muhyb 11 points 1 week ago

There is a humongous fungus among us.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

haha! classic cordyceps :3

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

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