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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

No, I think he's still right.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Coming from a band member from The Strokes, that would make sense.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Shit. My boomer parents got it wrong all along. "Walk in and find the boss and give him a firm handjob". No wonder they just got jobs without trying back in the day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

He's right about the handjob. If someone crushes my hand, I expect them to be a macho conservative. I can work that out seeing about a dozen tweets.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A firm handjob is worth a thousand handshakes