this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

That's what I would do lmao. Fuck that guy

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Same result, but the liberal asks Israel who should have the gun.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shoot the lock to escape the room, and save the other bullet for whoever locked you up in there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Okay, this isn't a movie, the bullet did nothing to the lock, and now you're bleeding from a ricochet sliver.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Just crushingly depressingly accurate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So basically there are 2 fascists in the room.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Scratch a liberal...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

But the rules say that I have to! And dont I want to show how much better than them I am at following the rules?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

They're a liberal. They give the gun but sell the bullets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.

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