this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine the shrooms kicking in in that bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Drowned in the toilet you say?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Not like this, FARTYSHARTBLAST, not like this...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your username is hilarious! Thanks for that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The plastic floor covering is actually pretty normal. It's a temporary adhesive plastic used to keep new carpet from being worn down while the house is being shown. That's why it doesn't cover the entire bathroom floor; just enough for people to see the bathroom and not get the carpet dirty.

However, the idea of having carpet in a room where fecal bacteria and urine are flying around disgusts me in general.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If it’s new carpet it would mean they decorated it like this especially to sell. Yikes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm glad the second half of your comment was there. I was internally screaming that carpets don't belong in bathrooms for the entirety of the first half.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's very possible

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m kind of impressed (but not in a good way) that the curtains and wallpaper match exactly.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is difficult for me. There's a part of me that finds individual aspects of this room potentially likeable, but all together it's FAR too much! If you could take about 5-10% of this room and apply it to a non carpeted bathroom, it could possibly be nice.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Nice patio chair and glass shelf/table too. Perfect for a bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What incident prompted the plastic covering 🤢

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like the floor is carpet, so it makes perfect sense.

I have cleaned enough bathrooms to not delude myself into thinking that piss won't ever hit the floor.

Although the real answer here is just to not carpet a bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Old people carpet bathrooms. They do it because one of the primary places they slip and fall and hurt themselves in is the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

* vaporwave intensifies *

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, I kinda like the wallpaper and statues.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get the feeling you might be a future content provider

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Or serial killer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a toilet desk?

Also, this looks like a serial killer set up a place to murder someone lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Grandma is trying to relive her nights at Studio54.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Swapping the flooring to not carpet would improve the room significantly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yikes! It’s too much I tell you… too freaking much. If the smallest room in a house is this jamb packed with flowers and useless shit… I don’t even want to see the rest of the house. You’d need to really LOVE flowers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this a place in the backrooms?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm afraid it is. And, I'm afraid you are now, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So this is where I'm murdered.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of an Oscar Wilde play.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah another crime, more carpeted washrooms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The garden chairs on the right got me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Little mermaid