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There are inspiring, epic quotes in Star Trek. Words that stir the soul, shining a light on paths to a brighter now and a better future. But, what about those bits of dialog that don't have a stirring message, that you enjoy just because you enjoy them?

One of my favorites, from DSC season 3, Episode 1:

"I don't know. But it was temperature-sensitive and really valuable, so it's probably ice cream."

Burnham is captured and being questioned at the Merchantile. After being spritzed with a dose of space truth serum, Burnham's captors question her about stolen cargo. When asked by her captors what the cargo is, a very drugged up Burnham says the above with serious sincerity. I love the entirety of Burnham's chattering and behavior while she is under the influence of the space truth serum. That particular line always makes me smile, though.

Do you have a favored, not particularly inspiring, you just like it, Star Trek quote?

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I think it was Q who said, "Ah, Mr. Worf. Eat a good book lately?"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I liked his quip to Riker: “I liked you better without the beard.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

That episode is a treasure trove. "I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Definitely a t-shirt ready quote.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

But that was just Q's ad hominem response to an even better exchange: Q: What must I do to convince you people (that he is mortal and without powers) Worf: die.

Sorry I know you said "not epic" but most things Worf says are epic.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's Dorn's delivery. He and Stewart could make any of their lines sound epic, no matter how cheesy the episode was

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Good tea. Nice house." - the endlessly quotable Lt. Worf

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I am Worf, son of Mogh, House of Martok, son of Sergei, House of Rozhenko, Bane to the Duras Family, slayer of Gowron. I have made some chamomile tea. Do you take sugar?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think my username will help you lol

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You broke your little ships.

-Lilly, First Contact

After an impassioned and (IMO) epic bit of dialogue from Picard, this little disarming line hits me so hard. Just wanna give him a hug.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes! I think taken on its own, it comes across as a not-epic quote. But, as the finish to a tremendous demonstration by two amazingly talented actors, it's so emotionally hard-hitting.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"I swore I would never use one of these. Computer, activate the emergency medical hologram."

"State the nature of the medical emergency."

"A dozen Borg are about to pound through that bulkhead. I need you to buy us some time."

"Starfleet medical records indicate that Borg implants cause substantial discomfort. Can I offer you an analgesic?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Robert Picardo lobbied so hard for that cameo!

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Ugly bags of mostly water", S1E18 TNG, Home Soil

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I love how fed up Damar gets by the end of the war lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Well hellooo!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

@exscape @Nmyownworld
:) thats funny when you know that worf killed the clone before him and that Vorta can remember that because of genetic memory something XD

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Give me warp! In the factor of 5, 6, 7, 8!"

Followed by Troi's exasperated "Oh, Jazz."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Get the cheese to sickbay."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There's coffee in that nebula!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh this is a great thread!

There are a couple Discovery quotes from Georgiou that I like ("The goop in this bowl is vile!"/"Orange? Really? Ugh.") but there's one that really kills it. Stamets and Culber are having some issues. Culber is wearing a black suit for some reason, and looking beyond dashing, while in Stamets lab. Georgiou is doing her thing to try and make the two realize they're being stupid but of course she does it in the least tactful way possible. Culber and Tilly's reaction, however, makes the entire thing utter gold for me.

Philippa Georgiou: [Talking to Stamets and referring to the Paul Stamets from her universe] You are savvier than he was.

Dr. Hugh Culber: Um, you-you do know that he's gay, right?

Philippa Georgiou: Don't be so binary. In my universe, he was pansexual, and we had DEFCON-level fun together. And you too, Papi.

Dr. Hugh Culber: Did you just call me "Papi"?

Paul Stamets: Uh, well, in my universe, and pretty much any universe I can possibly imagine, I'm gay. And so is he.

Philippa Georgiou: Of course you are. I'm glad we all see what's right in front of us. And now, if you'll excuse me, I need to talk to Captain Pike about setting a course for Essof Four.

Sylvia Tilly: [in a hushed voice] What just happened?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love this scene! I think they all nailed it. Wilson Cruz' delivery, posture, head tilt, everything for, "Did you just call me 'Papi?' " is wonderful. I'm loving the Georgiou quotes, too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Exactly! Anything with Georgiou is fantastic. Michelle Yeoh is truly wonderful and I'll take anything that we can get with her. Stamets reaction to the entire experience is pretty great too. Georgiou flirting with him and you can see something blue screen inside as he tries to figure out what the hell is going on. Been there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

@Nmyownworld
Good Tea.
Nice house.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I know you said not epic but I can't resist adding "FLY HER APART THEN!" Epic bit also touching, showing how far Sulu would go for his friends.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Less epic but certainly one of my favourites: a few minutes after Captain Sulu says "Fly her apart, then!", Bones saying "I'd give real money if he'd shut up." as Chang recites miscellaneous Shakespeare quotes.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"the soulless agents of orthodoxy!"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"On Cardassia, the verdict is always known before the trial begins."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

“Death to the opposition!”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got to use "There be whales here!" in the context of being on a whale watching tour, and only getting to see one as we were heading back, having given up seeing any.

It might be my life's greatest achievement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The final line in tng s4e2 "family".

Marie: "It's getting late." Robert Picard: "Yes, but let him dream."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Fun will now commence."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A truly great line from "The Ultimate Computer"

M4 to Daystrom: "I am great. You are great. We are both great."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

“You broke your little ships.”

I love how this mocks his display of anger and also the fact that he has little ships to begin with. There’s Picard being all ragey and dramatic and in 5 words she turns him into a little boy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

'Computer, more birds'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Borg won’t stay on deck 16

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Riker "I thought you said you were a pacifist?"

Worf "I did."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

WORF: "What is a 'Q'?"

YAR: "It's a letter of the alphabet as far as I know"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately not, there's only room in my brain for one Star Trek quote, and it's epic-as-fuck (so epic I used it in a track and it's one of my most popular in that tiny little sub-of-a-sub-genre). The conversation between Q and Riker:

Q: Yes, the human compulsion. It is a power which will grow stronger century after century, aeon after aeon. RIKER: Aeons. Have you any idea how far we'll advance?

Q: Perhaps in a future that you cannot yet conceive, even beyond us

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

@Nmyownworld Spock: "The women!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

'it appears that we've lost all sexual attraction'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Computer! Taffy, honey, shrimp, soda, corn, steak, chicken nugget, crispy lemon rock candy, chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! Hot!"

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