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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Fucking weirdos

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol idk why but I find it so funny that you are speaking English with French nouns.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

Super gross

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Idk, if I could live forever, I'd like to witness the history of humanity, ala Doctor Who.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (6 children)

i think most people don't really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you'd like to go on living as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I don't wanna live forever. But the act of dying is usually pretty horrible, so I wanna push that off as long as possible.

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