My man-tits now make a lot more sense. I think I'm going to make a stellar addition to the female gender. I'm off to find a local bar with a ladies night. See you there my fellow ladies.
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Hate to break it to you gals, but congrats to Trump for becoming the first female president!
No, George Washington was now the first female president.
What if due to age, condition or procedure you don't produce any?
I feel even if they went with this, there could be better ways to define it.
No one produces sperm at conception. No one produces sperm at birth. It's nonsense legislation.
Best part is, in order to prove I'm a man, I need to wank and they need to check on a lab.
ATM my gender is SchrΓΆdinger's
So now there will finally be wage equality. All the previous males will be getting a 23% pay cut.
Trump declares ~~himself~~ herself the first female President of the USA? π³
(Edit: Excuse me Mrs. President, I had misgendered you.)
He's so petty he had to steal that title from both Hilary and Kamala it just took him this long...
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Technically no. They aren't male or female, they're undifferentiated. Since we're neither male nor female at conception, this order means males and females don't actually exist at all.
Get out of here with that big science speak that isn't allowed in American now
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I think this is actually more gender abolitionist if you think about it. No one is producing reproductive cells/gametes at conception. They begin by producing undifferentiated stem cells that will later specialize into all of the other cell types.
Male and female now officially retired. Rejoice!
MAGA: "truth and science needs to bow to holy scripture!"
The Bible: "For in Christ there is.. neither male nor female..." (Galatians 3:28)
MAGA: "wait, not like that!"
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Turns out they were always asking, "What is a woman?" because they had no idea either.
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Silly Matthew, still believing that words written by Trump's administration mean anything...
Same mistake many opponents of the Nazis made in the beginning.
Fascists don't play by the rules, whatever they say or write only has meaning as long as it benefits them.
When you point out inconsistencies in what they wrote yesterday, they laugh at you. And then they shoot you.
It's cool and all to dunk on their logical fallacies, but don't think for one second that their poor wording will stop them from enacting untold violence against trans people.
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I didn't consider this option, but it seems to be an easy fix to the whole gender thing. Everyone is female. period. *(no pun intended)
Own that period joke. You conceived it, whether accidental or not, so you should carry it to term.
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Listen I get that these people have never taken a science class, but I damn well know at least some of them watched Jurassic Park.
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Now, I'm not gonna disagree with this but I reckon it's a bit confusing to be changed so suddenly.
Can we have an adaptation period? It's gonna be tough to break the habit in such short notice.
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