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ID: Bounder @DawgBelly posted: "A small joy in my life is tht my sis is dating a guy w/ the same name as her cat & human Nigel hates tht we all call him human Nigel."

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

Being called "Human (Me)" as a family nickname would crack me up

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We had a guy at work called Fat Kyle.

This came in handy when we eventually got a second Kyle.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

We had three Steves in my friendship group at college. Big Steve, Medium Steve, and Little Steve. Big Steve and Little Steve were a year up on the rest of us, so when they graduated, we only had Medium Steve left. We still called him Medium Steve for the whole year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Regular sized Rudy

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We're only making plans for Nigel. We only want what's best for him.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

His future is in british steel

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if Nigel says he's happy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

He must be happy

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Keep doing it. It’s like a way of deciding if he passes the test, or not.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Plus Nigel was there first

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Idk I think it's kinda rude to keep doing it after he objects

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Rude to the dog…why is no one considering the dogs feelings?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There's Nigel The Cat aka Nigel Original, then Nigel the Human aka Nigel II... There's a Nigel the Dog too? Oh dear...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It’s a cat. I’m forgetful and easily confused.

[–] anzo 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Now you should apologize to the Zebra.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

I’ll apologise to the zebra, the cat, the none existent dog, and the human Nigel.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about dog Nigel's feelings?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Yeah you're right. 🤦

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My sister dated a guy with the same name as me. We got numbers. I was P1, he was P3 (P2 was a coworker).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

We're a group of guys that all have girlfriends whose name start with "A". They got labels in order of appearance: A1, A2... A5

Funnily enough we have 3 with the same name and the remaining 2 with the same.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

I'm in a larpgroup with 3 women with the same name. They decided they'd like to be called:

Name 1, Name A (conveniently her last name starts with an A) and Name 4.

And I love their choices.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

In college I was in a theatre troupe with five Andys: Andy 1, Andy A, Andy Alpha, Evil Andy, and Andy Zero.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 7 points 17 hours ago

Andy Zero is calorie free.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A friend of mine named his dog Henry despite having a lifelong friend called Henry and I’m going to start doing this now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Was it a good dog?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 12 hours ago

Someone translate?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I’d love being called the human version of a cat. She needs to kick that guy to the curb.