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What would you do if your left nipple fell into the grips of fascism? (lemm.ee)
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[–] TheV2 1 points 1 week ago

I'd immediately substitute it for an alternative left nipple that is definitely left (for the next five years at least).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

cut it off.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Matthew 18:8: If your left nipple falls into the grip of fascism, cut it off and cast it from you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Cut off the fascist hand gripping my nipple.