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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Size manipulation, stamina and blast power.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Attractive Female Attractive Male Third one doesn't matter

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Supersight Weapons master Super strength or super speed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Chameleon, Invisibility, Shape Shifter.

Guys, I don't know what I am and I'm scared

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You could be an old walnut tree in Istanbul! No one would be aware of you, but neither would the police.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You're a cuttlefish!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You can be whatever you want.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Bah, thanks to my years as a shut-in tech dweeb I already have lots of Gadgets, a Feral appearance, and I Super Smell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Guys you don't even eye siphon abilities? It's the pro strat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I figure that and attractiveness will enable you to borrow any other ability you need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I already have autism, PTSD and depression. I don't know if I can handle more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Magic. Two others at random.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Being a necromancing immortal weathercontroller sounds fun...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Shape shifting, teleportation, and insanely rich

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Magic can accomplish all of this, so I choose that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control

burning radioactive acid rain for everyone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You’d be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate that’s coming up this year anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If you do "Attract Female", "Attract Male" and "Vampirism" you'll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.

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