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[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

After working with Clojure where dev workflow is interactive, I can't imagine going back to writing a bunch of code and then trying to compile it all at once. Being able to run your code as you write it saves you an incredible amount of headache.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

"Maybe I'll try learning more about C++ templates today..."

Wall of incomprehensible errors

"Maybe not."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.

Now if you have like 13 errors and they're all unrelated, woof.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

just in case:

If you or someone you know is struggling please reach out for help! There are several helplines that you can contact for support:

https://findahelpline.com/i/iasp

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hey 600 loc is way more than I've ever done in a day Then again I washed out of the industry 🙆‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I would suggest the author stick to their day job but they don't seem to be good at that either.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Ah, going with the quantum bogo sort then.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

That's why they're at the bottom.