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Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?
Short long medium, it doesn’t really matter to me. I think the first character that dies in breaking bad is Crazy 8s partner or cousin or whatever he is, but I don’t remember his name. I would not be able to recognize a lenf node in a microscope, I don’t even know what that is. 20 because I was born 20 years ago.
what was, if any, your first fictional childhood crush?
what phone do you have?
pancakes or waffles? Chicken nuggets or tenders?
What's your favorite game?
Do you like the color green? what about light green?
What time is it?
Do you think ghosts are real?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Why would you best match this position?
I don’t really remember my first fictional childhood crush
I have an iPhone 13
I think that pancakes when done right are the far superior option, but people don’t often do them right so waffles feel safer most of the time
Tenders all the way
I think my favorite game is either Baldurs Gate 3, RDR2, or Hollow Knight. If I’m thinking back real far then Sonic Adventure 2 is a contender too, I played that a lot as a kid
Green is great! I prefer a dark, earthier green but light green isn’t bad.
It is 1:07 AM as I am writing this.
I definitely think ghosts are real.
In 5 years I hope I have 1 or 2 kids, and a nice stable job to provide for them and my wife, living in a cute little house somewhere in the eastern United States
I think I’m the best match cuz I’m awesome 😎
Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.
Do you like the chair you are sitting on right now?
I’m sitting on a couch rn and it’s probably the comfiest couch in the world I can’t lie
Can an unstoppable force move an unmovable object?
No OP, but the question is flawed. Both can't exist in the same universe according to the standard definition, unless you made a custom definition which would decide whether it can or not.
What's your strongest opinion you changed recently?
I grew up my whole life thinking that I just wouldn’t vote in the election when I could because it just didn’t matter and wasn’t that important . This past one was the first one I was old enough to and boy has my opinion on that changed.
Mustard on a burger. Acceptable?
I know that people really like mustard so I don’t have any particular problem with it, but I myself do not enjoy mustard so no. Just a preference
What advice (uplifting or real-shit depressing) would you give to someone who just turned 18?
I feel like my life didn’t really amount to much until I started just doing things rather than thinking about them. Keep track of every idea you have, every time you think “maybe I should try that” or “hmm that seems interesting” and then refer back to it whenever you’re bored. If you ever find yourself doom scrolling or anything like that that’s unproductive refer back to that and give something a go. It’s worth trying.
Well said. I’m 34, totally agree. I would also add to stick with something difficult and get over the initial learning curve. I learned how to longboard in college because my best friend was a natural skater, I was terrible at it starting out, but 16 years later I longboard around the neighborhood when the weather is nice. I have a couple scars from my mistakes, but years later 34 year old me doesn’t regret 18-22 year old me doing that at all.
did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Hey bro, how your organs doing
What job, if any, do you have? Do you like it or not, and why?
I have been unemployed for about 8 months now, I took a 9 month 600 hour marketing course that got me several certifications and helped me start my own projects but have yet to get any employment out of it. My marketing education is actually what helped me open my eyes to how I should care for my privacy more than I do and help others do the same.
I’ve used what I’ve learned to help grow my own projects, but in a way that is respectful and not malicious. Using it for “good instead of evil” if you will. I honestly don’t think I could work professionally in marketing in my right mind, because most people don’t do it the respectful way and it’d honestly make me feel like a bad person, so I’ve actually been mainly looking for jobs outside of it, or only applying for agencies and companies that I think seem trustworthy.
But, I’ve been trying to keep myself busy in the time with those projects, kind of trying to turn that into my job. I have a music blog that I run, I do some freelance writing, and more recently have been pursuing a YouTube, all three of which have seen pretty decent success. I’ve been fortunate enough to be in a situation where I have the freedom to pursue that as I continue my job search, and I have a deep appreciation for those that help and support me. It’s frustrating and sad to do so many interviews week to week and hear nothing back, but I have a great support system so it’s not so bad. And yes, although I do wish I had better income, I do like my job it’s pretty fun :)
tldr, I’ve been lucky enough to use my education to support my own projects as my “job” while I pursue a real job, and I do like it. Sorry for the long and complicated answer, I had a lot to say about it.